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Milky
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 Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: LHC Evacuation |
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In the event of the appearance of a black hole in your vicinity tomorrow, please exit The Bunker in an orderly fashion, do not stop to pick up any TVCs, do not pass GO, do not collect £200.
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Boreas
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: |
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SB assured me he will be going commando.
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syd
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
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I chose to remain asleep through it, in case the world ended, despite Andrew Marr's being all *excited about it* in my ear.
It HAS been done, right? And we're still here?
Do we know the origins of the universe or whatever it was now?
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| Boreas wrote: | | Without a toaster that loaf of bread is almost just a paper weight with a higher than average mold risk. |
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Single Serving Jack
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:38 am Post subject: |
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No.
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syd
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I want my money back.
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Single Serving Jack
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They may well start collisions within weeks actually, but the chances of them making black holes are extremely small and even if they do they will evaporate instantly. No danger.
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Boreas
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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I will be getting my money back in the black hole, just like I was promised.
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khalyn
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| Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Single Serving Jack wrote: | | They may well start collisions within weeks actually, but the chances of them making black holes are extremely small and even if they do they will evaporate instantly. No danger. |
True, but according to that article they won't be ramping it up to its full universe destroying potential until next year. |
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Milky
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| Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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Was the Bunker evacuated then, and no-one told me?
*trips over tumbleweed*
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Boreas
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| Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:36 am Post subject: |
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We were wondering why Miky got two memos.
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Milky
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Did everyone evacuate the Bunker and not tell me?
Helloooooooooooooooooooooo???!
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Norbert Dentressangle
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| Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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When I'm calling yoooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oooooo...
Oh look I found this old video of us on holiday Milkster, singing that very song!!! (I'm the one on the horse.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc
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